My wife didn’t like the shirt I bought. The next day Paris Hilton was wearing it.
A poem found in my parents 70+ year old Christmas book
I bought a shower head from a company that should probably rethink their name.
I ate 3 of these and wasn’t completely full..
Flyin’ high at the airport
Today i learned if you put a bunch of salt on something in a pan with heat gaps, your dad thinks you have a problem
Mayday Mayday
Letter spacing is important
I wonder if my wife is worried I will break this during the move
