Last week my neighbour screamed at me that chickens can’t fly or escape his backyard. This week…
Ran to the store and saw a garbage truck
At least the check engine light isn’t on
My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”
Supermarket is making football shaped bread buns for the Euro 2024
I guess I’ll use the stairs
Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic
Lunch walks are the best
Every NY subway car ever
