I heard giggling in the kitchen and my kids were huddled around our lemonade. This was their attempt to pull a prank on me.
No business, all party for this gentleman.
10 years since I nearly got divorced after telling my wife I got her a Gucci hambag
My life is so miserable
My one grey hair taunting me today
Came with my wife to her gynecologist appointment, at least she’s honest.
Car in Target parking lot with best bumper stickers I’ve ever seen
The Hotel I’m Staying In Alexandria Provided this Fun Book To Use With My View.
We were out of hamburger buns. I offered to get some more but wife insisted I make hamburgers into hotdog shapes to use in the hotdog buns we have. I present to you the monstrosity I call… the hamdoger.
