Spotted something looking at me on the way home
[OC] Cyclists
For real
My tired daughter decompressing after her birthday party was over…
Fuck off Panda Express
My appointment is on floor 2…uhhhh
The hotel I work for just order new waffle makers. This is the user manual they sent.
Left my glasses in the kitchen and couldn’t find them for 30 minutes
In an emergency, passengers in the front get rafts… everyone else gets a friendship circle.
