Changed wife’s inspirational quote a bit.
The weather has really gotten hot.
I went to The Bean in Chicago and took pictures with my photoshopped family (yes, each person is me)
My wife didn’t like the shirt I bought. The next day Paris Hilton was wearing it.
A poem found in my parents 70+ year old Christmas book
I bought a shower head from a company that should probably rethink their name.
I ate 3 of these and wasn’t completely full..
Flyin’ high at the airport
Today i learned if you put a bunch of salt on something in a pan with heat gaps, your dad thinks you have a problem
