The time my little sister lied and said there was no school and to prove it, her teacher gave her a note:
I wasn’t sure if my dryer vent cleaning kit was long enough to clean the whole duct, so I stepped outside.
My birthday gift from our 16 year old daughter. Hotdog buns and chocolates. She took 6 of the chocolates lol. One of my favorite gifts ever because it made me laugh so hard at the absurdity. It’s the thought that counts.