You just can’t make this up
I couldn’t figure out why my hotdog bun wasn’t opening so I thought it was faulty and cut it myself… I want to add that I’m 38.. And, how is everyone else’s Tuesday?
“Despite my name, I come in peace.” This Will Smith has jokes!
Pookie woke up like this.
Just wanted to let you guys know that there’s a strip-mall near me named Vag plaza
My nuts have a 200 year shelf life
I miss my cat
It is Scientifically Proven… “Everyone Hates the Science Fair”
Yesterday I got accidentally car crash. My friend ask how I survived.
