Today was my sisters first day at Amazon. So I sent her these texts.
Remember to always wear your seatbelt
Poor set design.
[OC] Brother in-laws cat not happy about new baby.
Is this Halloween costume funny for a party at a museum?
Smell test?! What !
My wife, the same person that calls every period in every sport an inning and the center for the offensive line the “hutter guy” sent me this and I can’t unsee it.
Local Strip Club
Notification I got today, exactly 7 months sober.
