That gave me a chuckle
I also turn off my porchlight on Halloween
My new belt came with instructions…
My girlfriend always laughs at how I serve her food VS. how I serve myself
I love when my wife decorates
Only three of us in the flat and we got this water bill…
If you’ve ever wondered how McAfee is still in business, meet my 92 year old Nana
These batting cages used to be a driving range. Instead of replacing the golf ball they just added stitches to it instead.
All of a sudden I’m in the market for a Guard Llama
