My daughter laughed at this for a solid three minutes so apparently it’s super funny
I love having an artist wife
Sign on the break room door at my job
No you mean someone with two knives
I get to see these two books everyday, and its just so perfect.
That’s not how you spell or even abbreviate spearmint…
So did the roach shoot him or?
White? Check. Round? Check. Soft? Check. Absorbent? Maybe not so much. Hygenic? Big nope.
My fantasy football app has replaced Travis Kelce’s photo with Taylor Swift
