My cat looks like she’s planning to overthrow the empire
Ambitious
So I pulled a large weed out of my front garden, now my lawn has a butthole…
Oppressed
Crystal Ball
This has me questioning if my “porch” is really a porch if it doesn’t have signage like theirs
This guy watches over me at the chiropractor.
WON’T YOU TAKE ME TO…
My car door buttons are swole af
