You came to the wrong neighbourhood McFucker
My hometown is a land of culture
You wouldn’t believe the hell I’ve gone through trying to find a squirrel matador.
My wife has a baby cam for her birds while they’re nesting. I heard the scream from inside the house.
Saw this and I laughed
Last moments of OJ Simpson surrounded by friends and family leaked.
Kid hacked the grabber machine…
This weekend
I was born to chew bubble gum and kick ass
