Took me a while
Back at it again
Pretty sure my wife plans on murdering me
I live in an area with so many gay fish that they have a hotline.
Got a new black light and found a secret message from my kids on my work chair.
McDonald’s had one job to do one
Had a baby
My neighbors are redoing their yard. They try to keep him off the dirt but as soon as they go inside he’s right back up there
Self checkout is closed at the store. Great.
