So then the private said “Sergeant, my rifle won’t fire”
Stay Classy
My 6 year old drew this at school.
Be prepared
Seen in the wild yesterday. If she was my daughter, I’d be weirdly proud of her for 100% effective birth control.
Draw me like one of your French girls
Very normal UNPOISONED firgs
“Uncle with benefits” on my home train
Omw to surprise my bf at the airport!
(he’s never been to prison)
