McDonald’s had one job to do one
Had a baby
My neighbors are redoing their yard. They try to keep him off the dirt but as soon as they go inside he’s right back up there
Self checkout is closed at the store. Great.
A bumper sticker has never resonated with me more
I couldn’t bring myself to eat him. Too sad.
Babe wake up! New Mortal Kombat just dropped.
So I was home alone today and heard noise from the bathroom. This is what I found. Q-Ball has trained herself it appears.
I heard it was like hell on earth
