Joke’s on them! I’m only disabled during business hours.
The behaviour policy of an Australian liquor store.
Welp no Arby’s available today in Battle Creek Mi
My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…
The lion, the witch and the wardrobe
I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.
It’s gonna be loud
I guess divorce parties are a thing now?
My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.
