Not gonna brag or anything but I might have just come into a lil money…
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My wife’s reminder of her colonoscopy appointment
Fedex kept delivering my packages to my neighbor’s compost pile, 1/3 mile frommy house.
Random turkey decided to roost on my grill
My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch”
My daughter wanted coffee but she’s 12 so we compromised.
Problem Duck
Just my two favorite Christmas trucks coming to town
