A giant dick was next to me while I was scanning my groceries today.
Lex Luthor
Beaver time
Brothers wife had a baby. I said naw mf u y’all had a can of Arizona iced tea 
Mission completed.
Took a panorama picture on Times Square and it shrunk the cars
Commas are important
Girl I know’s son met the easter bunny early this year.
The restaurant business getting real with the competition
