My friend sent me this from an oil conference
With four kids, I need a way to communicate with them so that we don’t run out of milk. So far it’s working great.
One of us tells only the truth, one of us tells only lies
John Weed
This airplane was very happy to see me.
Ever notice that single-serve cheese slices are the same size as Post-It Notes?
My math homework for today, not expecting this 
My mom altered this card to give me, it took me longer than it should have to notice it wasn’t made this way.
Car for sale, like new
