No eggceptions!
Keep my pumpkin’s name out your f***ing mouth
Sundays…
I need some funny suggestions to write inside this birthday card for my boyfriend Helpp
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Every old couple on Skype for the first time
It was really trick or treat!
Always check your kid’s Halloween haul, you never know what things sickos might try to sneak in.
Dressing up as LinkedIn Michael Myers has still been my best office Halloween costume. Check out Michael’s resume in the comments.
