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Umm I think I’ll pass.

“I have had it with these MF’ing hamsters on this MF’ing plane!”

This was in the cubicle during orientation for a new job. 5 years later, I understand.

My Dad may or may not kill me tonight 🤣

Spotted a bumper sticker in a parking lot that had me cracking up

My local sonic. Somebody just quit or they’re getting fired.

Oh shit!

Bro found a loophole in the matrix

“It’s cool, it only went through the part of my shoulder with all the nerves… I’ll shrug it off.”

I have never felt more white than my parents ‘spice’ drawer containing 30 year out of date British mint