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The hotel I work for just order new waffle makers. This is the user manual they sent.

Left my glasses in the kitchen and couldn’t find them for 30 minutes

In an emergency, passengers in the front get rafts… everyone else gets a friendship circle.

Got it 👍

I got it so often, that I am like: ‘Hey this looks like…’

I didn’t know I needed this in my life. Thank you Hulu!

The ringside seat at the birth of our daughter

Fed some geese and now they won’t leave me alone

Robot Boyfriend

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.