God’s plan
The lights on our inflatable got twisted and it looks like Jack has magic balls.
My wife’s Diamond Painting products encourage enthusiasm for DP
His time machine only goes back 15 minutes
Bruce Springsteen’s transformation into Tilda Swinton is nearly complete
Don’t ever take your wife to a bar in Thailand
My Kit-Kat was all kit and no kat.
thank you google for automatically creating a social security number for me 👍
Lift buttons in an electronics department building in China
