Umm I think I’ll pass.
“I have had it with these MF’ing hamsters on this MF’ing plane!”
This was in the cubicle during orientation for a new job. 5 years later, I understand.
My Dad may or may not kill me tonight 🤣
Spotted a bumper sticker in a parking lot that had me cracking up
My local sonic. Somebody just quit or they’re getting fired.
Oh shit!
Bro found a loophole in the matrix
“It’s cool, it only went through the part of my shoulder with all the nerves… I’ll shrug it off.”
