Registering my kid for kindergarten…Do you think they’d honor it? 😂
Two days ago, I hid 100 rubber ducks for my wife to find. So far, she’s found 96
Okcupid is asking me about my ideal person language
Censorship works a little differently in Australia
Osama vinLaden
Police Hunt For Bulawayo Teen Who Put Viagra In Church Water Tanks
Bros before hoes
How my cat sleeps on the new couch.
They’re down a man
