My wife said that “This was still good.” I threw it out anyhow.
Grandma was complaining that her Bandaids won’t stay put
Found this sign in my hotel, should i go in?
Even the banks are sad about inflation
He got them 20” chrome wheels
I was doing the influencer booty pose back in the 70s, apparently. My brother, well, I don’t know WHAT he’s doing!
I don’t need it. My wife has one in her bedside drawer already.
Wolverine
There was a mall tornado near me. Fortunately, the only victim was a porta potty
