Someone took v-day a bit rough
My friend’s license plate has a potato.
ever get that feeling your being watched?
BRAILLE?!?!
What heinous crime did he just commit?
Got a vasectomy today. My wife got me get well cookies.
The waiter asked my wife how the food was and he made note of her response when the bill came
My social security was canceled
He’s either illiterate or has no regard for the law
