I won’t tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs
Paper accidentally ripped so I screwed up the face too.
Honey, bee careful
Giving your kids stupid names.
Not gonna brag or anything but I might have just come into a lil money…
I am an adult and I approve this message.
My wife’s reminder of her colonoscopy appointment
Fedex kept delivering my packages to my neighbor’s compost pile, 1/3 mile frommy house.
Random turkey decided to roost on my grill
