There’s a receptionist living in my shed
What did you just call me??
Guess they didn’t like their Tesla?
This is the name of a department where I work. How do I give people directions to it without getting fired?
Should I beat his ass
If I hold realllyyyy still they’ll never know.
His girlfriend forgot to take the plastic off the cheese
BTS photo of John Cena at the Oscars
Linda.
