Always check your kid’s Halloween haul, you never know what things sickos might try to sneak in.
Dressing up as LinkedIn Michael Myers has still been my best office Halloween costume. Check out Michael’s resume in the comments.
After getting hit by a forklift twice in one week, my coworker started wearing protection.
Stop playing yourself, Jasson
“Yeah, I’d like a large pizza with extra pizza please”
Parenthood in a pic
Any creative name?
Genius!NO BONE ROT!
My toddler said he wanted a bite of my cheeseburger. I handed it to him, and he proceeded to take the top bun off, then eat all 4 corners with the highest cheese & beef to bread ratio before handing it back to me…
