I’m guessing he lost a bet…
Coworker slipped this note under the bathroom door while I was warming the throne – I had a chocolate chip cookie in my pocket and seized the opportunity
My coworker was asked to cut the cake today at work.
This is what happens when you get dressed in the dark and in a hurry.
Which speakers do you have?
Bus Haters
The baby aisle in my local Walgreens had me literally tripping…
I asked for “no pickles” and had my manhood questioned
Let’s goooooooh!
