Grandma’s passing money like drugs 😭
Just finished a succulent Chinese meal
Guess which one I accidentally took to work today?
Perspective matter
Get off my car, bloody pigeons.
My wife has been decorating for Halloween. She came home with another small skeleton. I asked her where to place it, she said “In the coffin with the other one”
Fall Quotes
Got a message from my 7yo’s teacher…
My watch tracked my heart rate on a long walk home where I almost pooped my pants showing the emotional rollercoaster
