Someone commissioned my stepdaughter to crochet…
So that’s where the colon is located!
This children’s book might not be the best reference for home repair
Greeted my five year-old when he got off the bus with a sword. He dropped to his knees and surrendered. Don’t know what battle we were fighting, but I guess I won.
Dollar tree store uses the fake security camera they sell.
My friend is getting a vasectomy today and his wife made him a recovery care package
Interesting choice of words
No legal turn
