This is the welt I got when working on my car!
My wife asked why does the sign say ‘penis’ at this Peruvian restaurant…
I’m sorry bro
For everything that ails you
Sleep Deprived
Stigmata
They caught me watching cat videos
My mom’s hat for a ‘Funny Hat Party.’ She calls it: ‘I can’t find my fucking glasses.’
Not sure they fully thought thru this wallpaper pattern 🤨
