I’m sorry what flavor did you say again?
“Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?” Time for a nail trim!😂😭
“stop it bro, you’ve got more than enough already.”
I heard giggling in the kitchen and my kids were huddled around our lemonade. This was their attempt to pull a prank on me.
No business, all party for this gentleman.
10 years since I nearly got divorced after telling my wife I got her a Gucci hambag
My life is so miserable
My one grey hair taunting me today
Came with my wife to her gynecologist appointment, at least she’s honest.
