“The tranquilizers I slipped Mom and Dad are taking effect!”
He didn’t like the turtle costume
Thought my dog looked familiar…
Norway – where you need to fight for your morning frappuccino with a sword and wearing a full set of armor.
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz.
So accurate 😂
New fucking restaurant
Just had an appendectomy and my friend sent me an Edible arrangement with this note.
Thanks Michigan Tech, I’ll go elsewhere
