My Dad may or may not kill me tonight 🤣
Spotted a bumper sticker in a parking lot that had me cracking up
My local sonic. Somebody just quit or they’re getting fired.
Oh shit!
Bro found a loophole in the matrix
“It’s cool, it only went through the part of my shoulder with all the nerves… I’ll shrug it off.”
I have never felt more white than my parents ‘spice’ drawer containing 30 year out of date British mint
I feel like we should call them sluths instead.
I am speechless
