Raccoon broke into my brother’s garage, ate a ton of snacks, and in the process became so fat he got stuck under a bureau
A Wedding photo in the garbage
My daughter lost the phone in the store and the Manager asked me to make a call to identify myself
Men’s haircut 2024.
I sleep so still that i got my ear stamped on my arm
I think I ordered the wrong size painting canvas
Public Service Announcement: Smalltown Drama Edition
Trainer said to discourage playing “chase” so he raised the stakes
