What would you call this?
So pigeons have recently taken up residency on our balcony…
The nyt trying to entice me not to cancel my subscription
probably should have accounted for the amount of characters needed before the add gets cut off.
Just been to the south of France and found smurf-flavoured ice cream
Mom stopped pretending my dad and brother were signing my cards 🤣🤣
Not sure HBOMAX knows what “Critically Acclaimed” means…
Found another of my diaries from I think 2015 or 2016. By then I was clearly a pro at getting in trouble
Your Childhood Ruined
